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Name: Juli
Country: United States
State: Pennsylvania
Metro: Lansdale
Birthday: 4/14/1989
Gender: Female
Interests: I am interested in assorted things of differing natures. Imagine that.
Expertise: Doing things with my hands, making people smile, correcting others' grammar, artistic things amounting to absolutely nothing in the real world
Occupation: Professional facepainter, NPHS
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  TheNextEAPoe
Yahoo:  ire.sine
Member Since:
5/1/2005
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| It's storming, only this time I don't have a good, raunchy book to curl up with... oh well. | | |
| It is now ten to ten, and I said I would post again, and as I am not one to be had as a liar, I am faithfully posting again. That's right, I put the "whoof" in "whoof-whaff," and if you don't understand what that means, maybe it's better to stick to your own discretions. I'm tired, there is fungus growing in my Ramune, and I have the urge to do unspeakably negative things to people who absolutely deserve it because I come from a long line of angry, oppressed peoples, and I am not about to stand for it now.
And so I shall stand momentarily, disrobe, and head to bed. You thought I was going to say something profound and meaningful, didn't you? Sorry, I am not one to falsely build myself up as anything more than an educated, vulgar piece of pessimistic, cynical hide.
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| To keep up with my ever-addling brain, I have decided to give today a letter of the day as just an hour ago I was still under the impression that it was the following day after my last post. No, not necessarily Wednesday because the word "Wednesday" has no actual meaning to me as they are all just days and today is just yesterday's tomorrow, et cetera. And in light of that predicament, today's letter of the day is:
W for WHOOPDEDOO because whereas we Americans lace the word with as much sarcasm as verbally possible, it actually means lively and noisy festivities; merrymaking.
And frankly, I'm as WANTON for WONTONS as I can see possible. Okay, maybe not that severely as the definition is of questionable nature, but I don't have a point, so move on with it.
And so, in light of recent inspiring activities, I shall... finish the post!
Be back at ten for more further updates. Stay classy, Xanga. | | |
| All of my fun friends keep going on and on about Otakon... I didn't get to go last year, and I probably won't get to go this year, either... Why wouldn't teenage girls want to room with me and my big box of body paint and dirty thoughts?
And today's letter of the day is C, for CONUNDRUM; A paradoxical, insoluble, or difficult problem; a dilemma.
And also for CADAVERS, which are so very much fun in the dark with latex gloves.
Or maybe for CUMDUMPSTER; an absolutely lovely song by Jack Off Jill because we all associate ourselves with absolute whores now and again because that's life and pizza is always good; especially in the back seat of your best friend's car. Now, was I talking about the pizza? Or were you just thinking something else? If so, shame on you and you must now thwack yoourself severely in the pubic region for your perversity.
Tomorrow's letter of the day will be P for PERVERSITY. And yes, it is a word, and I'm telling you this, now, because I really don't feel apt to post it, tomorrow.
And also for PREJUDICE because I hate all you haters out there.
Today's word of the day, which is a completely separate issue from the letter of the day is SCHADENFREUDE, because I take such pleasure in others' misery. In fact, I think that SCHADENFREUDE shall be the word of day from now on until I find a word of equal or greater intrigue and relevance with which to replace it.
(Meanwhile, in the background, the entire cast of the medieval fight scene of Monty Python's The Holy Grail shouts, "GET ON WITH IT!")
And this is the end of my post! (Fancy show-tune music plays and quickly fades out, realizing that it has no place in this type of production.) | | |
| How to choose the best cartridge
There are a tremendous number and variety of cartridges on the market today. Pick the proper modern ammunition and your rifle or pistol becomes more accurate and versatile. First, though, you need to know some ammo basics.
1. The variety of self-contained cartridges and shells produced in the last century is astounding.
2. While varmints can be hunted with any caliber, the small target and frequent long ranges involved make high velocity and flat trajectory more important than bullet size or energy.
3. Shoulder-bruising blockbusters like the 458 Winchester Magnum are appropriate only for African game in the elephant and cape buffalo classes.
For other tips and ammo basics, contact Juli at 267-218-2026 and she will be happy to assist you in anyway possible
All above information has been cited from the Ammunition section of the 1979 Popular Mechanics Do-It-Yourself Encyclopedia, Volume 1.
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